The Things that own me

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Sat, 11 May 2013 01:59:46 -0400

"I. When I was trying to quit smoking and we drank white wine from Mason jars, you called my..."

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:49:34 -0400

“

I.
When I was trying to quit smoking
and we drank white wine from Mason jars,
you called my freckles cocoa powder
and I called your green eyes
celery.

II.
I am learning how to be a grown-up
who pays bills, cooks her own meals,
and doesn’t cry at words like
I think I just want to be friends.

III.
The truth is this:
Love is an organic thing.
It rots and softens.

”

- All That’s Left To Tell, Clementine von Radics (via hellosadnessagain)

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Sat, 11 May 2013 01:45:59 -0400

imthedoctortobiasfunke: potterheadfrom221bgotthetardis: th3dalt...

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:24:38 -0400

imthedoctortobiasfunke:

potterheadfrom221bgotthetardis:

th3dalton:

nicestrokepam:

this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now.

My life perfectly right here.

This isn’t a commercial, it’s portlandia

randomslasher: This is Sam. He’s my brother, my best friend,...

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:19:36 -0400

randomslasher:

This is Sam. He’s my brother, my best friend, and my partner. I’ve saved his life; he’s saved mine. We’ve died for each other and are pretty much completely co-dependent.

This is Castiel. He’s an angel of the lord. He saved me from hell, defied heaven for me, sacrificed his life for mine, and overcame mind control when ordered to kill me.

Basically, there are lots of reasons to ship me with either one of these guys. They both mean a lot to me and you can definitely make a good case for either ‘ship. So—STOP WITH THE SHIP WARS! Live and let live, would ya?!

—Uh, Dean? Who’re you talking to?
—They know who they are.

vacants: it goes without saying (by subsidium)

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:02:55 -0400

vacants:

it goes without saying (by subsidium)

makemestfu: So relatable blog :)

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:02:16 -0400

makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)

delushous: so I was cleaning my room and noticed something...

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 22:33:59 -0400

delushous:

so I was cleaning my room and noticed something familiar

peecest: i hate when someone says to me “you should have come” you didn’t fucking invite me

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 22:28:26 -0400

peecest:

i hate when someone says to me “you should have come”

you didn’t

fucking

invite me

kurloz-laughing-alone-with-salad: mygeekyexistence: deansmagic...

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 22:26:04 -0400

kurloz-laughing-alone-with-salad:

mygeekyexistence:

deansmagicfingers:

What kills me about this is how such a small thing makes Dean light up like a little kid because he obvious doesn’t get presents ever.

Dean

Only Gets

Presents from

Sammy.

I’m not even in the fandom but that’s adorable

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Sat, 23 Mar 2013 22:24:23 -0400

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Sat, 23 Mar 2013 22:21:22 -0400

Trying to open a door the cool way.

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 22:20:06 -0400

laugh-addict:

Expectation:

Reality:

eredar: raindrops-on-radishes: eredar: I just wanted to use...

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 22:08:48 -0400

eredar:

raindrops-on-radishes:

eredar:

I just wanted to use the microwave

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

Put what back

theradicaldame: and then you cry like a bitch

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 22:07:25 -0400

theradicaldame:

and then you cry like a bitch

russianmadness: thefaceofbro: jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it...

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 22:05:40 -0400

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

#Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work

“What?”

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.

Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:59:00 -0400

sleepingwithsharma:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

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Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:54:04 -0400

slowly-sinking-into-reality: Crabstickz teaches you how to...

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:47:31 -0400

slowly-sinking-into-reality:

Crabstickz teaches you how to twerk.

and in that moment i swear we were infinite

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:43:16 -0400

and in that moment i swear we were infinite