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akeppleaday:

I can’t imagine why Google prefers their FIFA World Cup Doodles over my well-researched one. Oh well, their loss I guess.

akeppleaday:

I can’t imagine why Google prefers their FIFA World Cup Doodles over my well-researched one. Oh well, their loss I guess.

prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

When I find myself in times of trouble
Netflix comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom,
I’ve got a new season for you to see

I want a cookie :/

lucyrue:

it’s scary cause i almost can’t tell the difference.

Reblog if you have ever started watching a show because you saw so much of it on your dash.

smitethepatriarchy:

stupiduglyfatcunt:

polysyndetons:

sandandglass:

Anderson Cooper speaks to Texas State Representative Bryan Hughes, Republican Party. 

keep that creepy smile 6 billion feet away from me

Republicans always have this fake smile like “no I totally think of you as a human being”

And it like doesn’t change at all, the last two gifs they’re fucking identical until he moves, so freaky.

How to Give a Rimjob

brotneyspores:

First you:

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and then you:

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and then you like:

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